The new Pope took a couple of days off to visit Alaska after the spring thaw. He was cruising along in the PopeMobile when there was a frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat, wearing sandals, shorts, a “Save the Whales” / “Bush Lied” T-shirt and a tree-hugger hat, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10-foot grizzly. [Read more…]