I know I told you that I would be on vacation, but I can’t help writing about something that has titillated me for quite a while. I was reminded of it this evening when I finally got my hotel room (quite an adventure in itself, as the dyslexic desk clerk transposed two digits of the room number, sending me to the erroneous one with a key to match, much to the chagrined surprise of the room’s real occupants—but I digress). Letting myself into my room I instantly spotted the placard on the pillow. There it was—the thinly veiled attempt by the hotel’s management to save labor, water, and detergent costs while convincing us that through our valiant compliance with the “program” we’re saving the planet from an imminent environmental disaster. Yes, my faithful readers, it was the dreaded Project Planet guilt card!
Archives for July 2006
A Break from the Heat
This Turkey will be on vacation from July 20 to July 31.
My safari will take me to Lion country (Nittany variety). I shall prostrate myself before the Paterno statue and atone for all the negative gibes I have slung in his direction past, present and future (that he may continue to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to which he frequently alludes).
I leave The Nittany Turkey in the capable hands of The Redhead, confident that she will write whatever soothing, informative, or inflammatory words she sees fit to write, and that she will deflect any lawsuits that my published excoriations might precipitate in my absence.
Stop Condemning Israel!
Where is the outcry against the aggressors? Why do the victims get the blame? Hezbollah deliberately picked a fight and now they’re getting what they asked for. They are 99% to blame for this war, which might well be the ramp up to World War III. Israel’s culpability is strictly related to her fight for survival. ???? ???? ??? ????