Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
“Turn in your playbook.”
Lots of NFL players will be hearing that this week. It’s cut-down week, with NFL teams having to cut their squads down to 75 players by Tuesday and 53 by Saturday. The Nittany Turkey is paying attention to how Penn State rookies and veterans are doing, and we’ll keep you advised of who makes it and who doesn’t. Stay tuned!
So, in my post entitled More on the Paterno Sculpture, I speculated that the sculptor had given the old coach the smile of Alfred E. Neuman (minus the missing tooth) and the glasses of Harry Caray. So, today, having better things to do, I sought to verify my assertion. ??? ???? With pictures of Joe, Alfred, and Harry in hand, I fired up Photoshop and went to work. And what did I get? Garry Shandling!
