This week’s guest mentor on American Idol is Jennifer Lopez, which should make it interesting for the remaining eight contestants. This is supposed to be a “Latin-themed” week, and I suspect they don’t mean the kind of Latin you learned in Catholic school. In fact, the nuns would in no way approve of the dance moves I hope to see performed by the delightfully callipygian J-Lo on Wednesday night.
Archives for April 2007
Off-Campus Fracas Gets Nasty
OK, so by now you’ve heard that 10 guys, including some PSU football players, broke into an apartment on East College Avenue where a party was taking place and assaulted several of the fine, upstanding, beer swilling citizens attending said party.
(Run Up the Score sheds an interesting light on the subject, with some commentary that he captured before it was deleted elsewhere. While it could be bullshit, the commenter implicated Anthony Scirrotto in calling in his boys after an incident involving his girfriend and him earlier. )
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Logan-El Bails
Well, one of our great hopes for the sadly deficient offensive line has bitten the dust. After weeks of speculation and Internet bullshit, the truth finally emerged from University Park—Antonio Logan-El has left the team. The highly touted five-star recruit is gone and won’t be coming back.
“Yes, it is true, I am done playing football at Penn State,†he said. “There is a chance that I go somewhere else to ball because I am a football player and I love the game. Things just didn’t go the way me and my family wanted.â€
Yeah, well “me and my family” isn’t scholars—that’s for sure. But we don’t need grammarians. We need hired hands to build an offensive line. The brightest (OK, poor choice of words) of the prospects is out the door. Now what?
