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Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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The Nittany Turkey says
Simon is wearing an undershirt under his usual undershirt.
The Nittany Turkey says
Ramiele is off-key.
The Nittany Turkey says
But once she got going, she got going.
The Nittany Turkey says
Your favorite hairboy coming up.
The Nittany Turkey says
Hey, I think I’m talking to myself here!
The Redhead says
Hey Turkey!
Sorry I’m late–you know, running practice and all. Also, thought the show started at 8pm–whoops!
The Redhead says
Catch me up, Turkey! Why did Simon just give the hair dude a dressing down?
The Redhead says
I mean I thought the show started at 9pm–whoops again!
The Nittany Turkey says
Because he was too ordinary.
The Redhead says
This is the typical Whitney Houston style. So sick of it.
The Redhead says
How’s it going, Turkey?
The Nittany Turkey says
Syesha is pretty but nothing special musically. We don’t need another Whitney.
The Nittany Turkey says
I’m up to my ears in work and visited the urologist today, so I’m in a foul mood. Perfect for American Idol.
The Nittany Turkey says
I think Randy wants to get into her pants.
The Redhead says
I thought she did a pretty good job but I didn’t like it.
The Nittany Turkey says
Gotta agree with Simon—plus, we don’t need another Whitney clone.
The Redhead says
I take it you’re pissed.
🙂
The Nittany Turkey says
I like this kid Chikezie. He has the guts to do things his way and if people don’t like it he tries something else. If the material is right, he can belt out the damn songs, man.
The Nittany Turkey says
Pissed, so to speak. 😀
The Redhead says
Is Chikezie the guy who puts a country twang in the songs?
The Redhead says
Are you doing okay health-wise?
The Nittany Turkey says
He did that a couple of times, but he’s at his best with rock and soul.
The Nittany Turkey says
Me…healthwise? I’m just getting old.
The Redhead says
Yeah, getting older sucks.
The Nittany Turkey says
Everything starts falling apart at 60.
The Nittany Turkey says
I like this kid. I like his voice. And I like the way he emotes the song.
The Redhead says
Can’t wait.
The Nittany Turkey says
He can out-Legend John Legend.
The Redhead says
This guy is pretty good.
The Redhead says
The chorus was a nice touch.
The Nittany Turkey says
Whattya t’ink?
The Redhead says
I like “old school” soul.
The Nittany Turkey says
I think Randy went to the urlologist today.
The Redhead says
Besides it was more 1980s style than “old school.”
The Redhead says
I thought Paula was the one that was pissed (:
The Nittany Turkey says
Simon: Cheesy Chikezie
The Redhead says
Simon really came down on him.
What did you think?
The Redhead says
Poor guy doesn’t look happy.
The Nittany Turkey says
Simon was right about that. Chikezie is at his best when he’s making the songs his own, man.
The Redhead says
Oh god, not Sting 🙁
The Nittany Turkey says
But I would have been pleased to put a tip in his jar for that performance.
The Redhead says
Yeah, I agree.
He sure does have a cheering section.
The Nittany Turkey says
What? We’re going to spread a little happiness?
The Nittany Turkey says
I liked Dune. LOL
The Nittany Turkey says
What’s she gonna do? Every Breath I Take?
The Nittany Turkey says
I like a little hoarseness in my babes.
The Nittany Turkey says
Her mom’s pretty hot.
The Nittany Turkey says
Her hands look 86 years old in that light.
The Redhead says
Her voice is pretty shakey.
I do not like this.
The Nittany Turkey says
Yeah, it was an average-ass performance.
The Nittany Turkey says
Oh, shut up, Paula!
The Nittany Turkey says
It was NOT great, Paula.
The Redhead says
Thumbs down.
Paula’s all sparkly again this week. Looks good on her.
I would have been a lot tougher on her. I thought it sucked.
The Nittany Turkey says
Did you go to the gynecologist today?
The Nittany Turkey says
Michael Johns, the forgotten man.
Carly Smithson, a legend in her own mind.
The Nittany Turkey says
Maybe Carly has some new tattoos.
The Nittany Turkey says
Michael has a nice voice and he’s good looking, which keeps him going from week to week. Alas, he’s good, but nothing special.
The Nittany Turkey says
His mother has too many teeth.
The Nittany Turkey says
Oh, Christ. Zombie Nation.
The Redhead says
Yeah! I like the way the guy just went out in a no-holding back way.
Didn’t he do Queen in an early show?
He does them well!
The Nittany Turkey says
Freddie Mercury is turning over in his grave.
The Nittany Turkey says
He did, in fact, do Bohemian Rhapsody quite well.
The Nittany Turkey says
He can bring excitement to a room with that kinda stuff.
The Nittany Turkey says
OK, so like I’m pretty much with Simon.
The Redhead says
Ben, I do not get this:
“Did you go to the gynecologist today?”
Explain, please.
The Redhead says
Ditto, Simon.
The Redhead says
I hate this song. Some of the worst lyrics ever written.
Talk about melodrama.
The Redhead says
She had it…then she lost it by keeping at the same energy level for too long.
The Nittany Turkey says
Well, it’s like I went to the urologist, which is why I was making critically negative comments about the singers, as it were, so in response to one of yours, I asked whether you had gone to an analogous medical practitioner today. It was an attempt at obtuse humor.
The Nittany Turkey says
Hated the song. Only Bonnie Tyler could do that song.
The Nittany Turkey says
Randy’s right. Paula’s full of shit, as usual.
The Redhead says
Yes, Randy and Simon got it right. She did seem overly tense.
The Nittany Turkey says
Good point, Simon.
The Nittany Turkey says
Oh, boy. The pre-teen idol.
The Redhead says
I get that but why a gyno…why not a urologist also?
The Redhead says
What’s your snack tonight, Turkey?
Mine is Orville however-you-spell-his-last name microwave popcorn, “movie theatre butter, light.”
The Nittany Turkey says
Because I’m a male Chauvinist pig who doesn’t think women go to dickdocs.
The Nittany Turkey says
My snack tonight is a NutriSystem beef stroganoff.
The Redhead says
Well I went to a urologist for quite a while–in fact, I recommended him to Bob and he wound up going to him, too.
The Redhead says
I’ve never heard this song.
Didn’t miss much.
The Nittany Turkey says
Well, I stand corrected.
The Nittany Turkey says
Yeah, I’m not familiar with the song, either, and I think it was just a fair performance.
The Redhead says
What a dumb comment from Paula!
The Nittany Turkey says
I agree with Simon and his urologist.
The Redhead says
Ha ha! Simon is hilarious!
I think he nailed it. It did tend to remind me of those Kids of the Kingdom songs at Disney years ago.
The Nittany Turkey says
Let’s get Kristi over with so I can get back to work!
The Redhead says
Isn’t Kristi you little hottie?
The Redhead says
Math Guy wonders when he should call you for lunch.
The Redhead says
I’m still hungry. Running in that cold air sure did work up a nice appetite!
Hmmm, what can I have?
The Nittany Turkey says
I think I’ll be able to do lunch next week.
The Nittany Turkey says
I don’t think Garth Brooks has anything to worry about.
The Redhead says
Look, I love America–
but I HATE this song.
And her performance just doesn’t make it.
Bye Bye Kristi.
The Nittany Turkey says
EWwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww … what a klunker!
The Redhead says
HaHa Ben–good one!
The Nittany Turkey says
OMG….a total abortion!
The Redhead says
She may figure they wouldn’t dare give her the boot for doing a patriotic song.
The Redhead says
Paula is speechless.
The Nittany Turkey says
Simon won’t think that’s very good when he watches it on TV.
The Redhead says
Wow her other performances must have sucked for Simon to say that.
Huh? Simon, you have got to be kidding about the song. What is with you???
The Nittany Turkey says
Simon wants to get into her pants.
The Redhead says
Is David the rocker dude?
The Nittany Turkey says
After all, she said, “I can knock your socks off and you know it!” to him last week. Maybe he’s already been there.
The Redhead says
I thought Simon was interested in, shall we say, another gender.
The Nittany Turkey says
David is the rocker dude with the attitude you don’t like.
The Redhead says
Good point, Ben-O.
The Nittany Turkey says
Nobody is quite certain of Simon’s romantic preferences, other than for himself.
The Redhead says
He had some competition tonight from the guy (Michael?) who did the Queen tunes. He was really good.
The Nittany Turkey says
I think Michael can perform bigger than David.
The Redhead says
A little attitude adds some edge to the show.
The Redhead says
David strikes me as a poser.
The Nittany Turkey says
I’m happy that you’ve come around on that issue.
The Nittany Turkey says
They’re ALL posers.
The Redhead says
Actually, he seems like a pretty nice guy in these clips.
The Nittany Turkey says
Wow…a complete new take on Billie Jean.
The Redhead says
Interesting. I never would have thought of slowing this song down but it seems to work BUT
it’s pretty pretentious, just like he is as a performer.
The Nittany Turkey says
He claims to have had a normal middle-American upbringing.
The Redhead says
Actually, I like this more and more. Great work on the chorus.
The Nittany Turkey says
Yeah, I like him updating the thing and doing it his way.
The Redhead says
Didn’t like the ending though.
The Redhead says
Yeah, pretty original move on his part.
The Nittany Turkey says
Paula needs to go to the proctologist.
The Redhead says
HAHA!
The Nittany Turkey says
Good job, Dave old boy. Rather.
The Redhead says
I don’t think it was perfect but I think it was hot.
The Redhead says
Ramiele may be going home.
The Nittany Turkey says
OK…I’m back to work. I think Kristi gotta go, but Brooke might buy the farm.
The Redhead says
Or Jason.
The Nittany Turkey says
Seeya tomorrow night, maybe, perhaps.
The Nittany Turkey says
Buenas noches 🙂
The Redhead says
The Redhead is going out tomorrow evening, Turkey so won’t be present for the big eject.
Let me know how it goes!
See you next Tuesday!
(:
The Redhead says
See you!