Tuesday night, that is. American Idol night.
Let us take a break from Nittany Lion incarcerations, injuries, and insipidness over the Paterno situation; a break from the politics of Pennsylvania and the nation; a break from all else that is pressing on our cerebral cortices; and let’s get down to what is truly important: American Idol taking place at the iconic TD Garden!
OK, I’m over the top there. ????? ???? ???? But I just got done paying some bills and I’ve got heartburn. But to compensate that, I’d gotten a mail from the people I asked to compose some custom songs. I was glad that I’d be getting them later this week and was excited.
With the painful elimination of lovely Kristy Lee Cook last week, this Turkey lost his favored eye candy. Not that she was going to get much farther—no way in hell would she have—but she was still nice to look at and each week of watching her was like a dividend. ???? ??? ?????? For her swan song, she splayed herself out on the judges’ desk and sang to Simon, torch song style. It was perhaps her best performance of the whole competition. Too bad it had to be her last.
I’ll get over it.
Tonight is Andrew Lloyd Webber night. ???365 Accordingly, we’ll be hearing some old, overplayed, obnoxious Broadway music. The Rt. Hon. Lord Lloyd-Webber, Baron of Sydmonton, has dominated musical theater for much of the 1980s and 1990s. We’ll get songs from Cats, Jesus Christ, Superstar, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Evita, and Phantom of the Opera.
The only thing I can think of that might redeem the evening will be seeing how David Cook manages to pull something out of this collection of smarmy show music and do a rock rendition. Everyone else will probably do a straight take on the material.
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The Nittany Turkey says
Turkey in da house.
The Redhead says
So is the Redhead!
The Nittany Turkey says
“The Important Musicals of Our Time”
The Nittany Turkey says
David Archuleta will be the baby Jesus.
The Nittany Turkey says
Paula: “Duh…..”
The Redhead says
With few exceptions, I really detest Broadway musicals. Most of the stuff is insipid crap.
The Redhead says
Years ago a friend of mine gave me a ticket to see Phantom of the Opera. This was my Christmas “gift.” Of course, I was obligated to go. It was one of the longest evenings of my life.
The Nittany Turkey says
The dress wins it for me.
The Redhead says
At least she’s not doing the Whitney thing. More singers should go down the jazz path but you can tell not doing the Whitney yodel is hard for her.
The Nittany Turkey says
One rock ‘n’ roll too minay.
The Nittany Turkey says
She hit a clunker there.
The Redhead says
She’s learning that singing in the jazz style is a lot harder than singing in that Whitney style.
The Nittany Turkey says
Yeah….I’d vote for the dress!
The Redhead says
Randy is WAY off.
The Nittany Turkey says
Paula’s in her happy place.
The Redhead says
Did they just listen to the same singing I did?
The Nittany Turkey says
Yeah, exactly, Simon. I agree with him and Randy. She was hot and she sold the song (such as it is) to me.
The Nittany Turkey says
But I still don’t know what “too minay” means.
The Redhead says
Yes, she was good performance-wise but not vocally.
The Nittany Turkey says
Great smile, Syesha. She’ll be my new eye candy from now on.
The Redhead says
So are you and I on the same page re: Broadway musicals? It seems so after reading your blog.
The Nittany Turkey says
She keeps wearing outfits like that and I’ll forget Kristy real soon.
The Nittany Turkey says
Yeah…buncha vacuous crap.
The Redhead says
A couple of years ago when Bob and I met Geoff and his family in New York, we had to attend a Broadway musical–of Geoff and Karen’s choice. It was Mama Mia with the music of Abba. On the way our taxi passed the Beacon Theatre and Bob Dylan was performing. I nearly cried knowing I was missing Dylan for ABBA!!!
The Nittany Turkey says
Back in the 40s, 50s, and 60s, Broadway produced a lot of good music. After that, well, it sucked.
The Nittany Turkey says
You didn’t miss much.
The Redhead says
Years ago I saw Les Miserables on Broadway. I know it was a hit and everybody in the world loved it. Well, everyone except me. I was so f–ing bored. What an overrated bunch of b.s. And I cannot remember one song from that show (which is probably a good thing).
The Nittany Turkey says
We’ll get this one over with. It was one I feared would happen tonight.
The Redhead says
Yeah, I love Bernstein’s West Side Story (most of it). And there’s some good tunes from Rogers and Hammerstein, and of course, the older stuff. Then guys like Weber came along…end of story.
The Nittany Turkey says
I think I liked A Chorus Line because of the dancing.
The Redhead says
Well, that HAD to do this one. Jason’s actually probably the best one to do this. The teen hearthrob thing and all. All those breathy sighs.
The Nittany Turkey says
Jason is boring me.
The Redhead says
I didn’t see A Chorus Line. I loved the dancing in West Side Story and I regret I never saw it onstage, just the film version.
The Jets are in gear!
The Nittany Turkey says
I think that was utterly cruise ship.
The Redhead says
It wasn’t terrible but it wasn’t too good either.
The Nittany Turkey says
Paula loved it, though, Randy.
The Redhead says
Can a female be a “balladeer?”
The Redhead says
I just looked it up and I guess they can.
The Nittany Turkey says
Magic lead Toronto, 37-26. Take THAT, Alex English!
The Redhead says
Simon is hilarious!
The Nittany Turkey says
You sure it isn’t a “balladette”?
The Redhead says
But you’ve got to admit, my meeting and talking with Alex English was pretty damn cool.
The Nittany Turkey says
Yes, and you didn’t even ask him for his autograph.
The Nittany Turkey says
Let’s get Brooke over with.
The Redhead says
Maybe Carly will take on Evita…or I Don’t Know How to Love Him.
Remember the musical Godspell? Another bad one.
The Redhead says
I don’t do the autograph thing. Well, I did once when I met Chris Issak.
The Nittany Turkey says
I was thinking that Carly would do Evita. She thinks she’s Madonna.
Hair…now that one had some music.
The Redhead says
I got Pat Schroeder’s autograph when she signed her Visa slip. (:
The Nittany Turkey says
Hmmm if you do the (: backward, it doesn’t make a 🙂
The Nittany Turkey says
And Pat Schroeder annoys me.
The Redhead says
You know, I liked some of the music from Hair. Three Dog Night did a good cover of People Can be Hard. Then there’s the very trippy Good Morning Starshine which pop singer Oliver crooned. I like those songs.
The Nittany Turkey says
That’s “Easy to be Hard”
The Redhead says
She lives in Celebration now and heads up the Publishers Assoc. of America.
The Redhead says
Yeah, Easy to be Hard. I knew that didn’t sound right 🙂
The Nittany Turkey says
Oh, hell…Brooke is going to get emotionally involved with the song again.
The Redhead says
This is from Evita.
Did you see the movie with Madonna. Now that was a piece of s–t.
And Madonna can’t sing.
The Redhead says
Isn’t this the second time she’s done that?
The Redhead says
I think she’ll sell this pretty well. She’s a better singer than Madonna.
The Nittany Turkey says
Altogether a major disaster…Paula will give her great credit for re-starting the song…but it lost the audience. We’re easily confused, you know.
The Redhead says
I really don’t like this song, no matter who sings it.
The Redhead says
I just want it to be over with.
The Redhead says
The pain is over.
The Nittany Turkey says
Brooke just has too many things happening to her. Every week it’s something.
The Nittany Turkey says
Paula draws a blank.
The Redhead says
Ooooh, Paula said something negative!
Tough love, Simon.
The Redhead says
Paula was right but at the same time, it did make it more dramatic.
The Redhead says
Actually, I agree with Simon.
The Redhead says
Maybe Brooke has a personality disorder. Or maybe she’s just a drama queen.
The Nittany Turkey says
Brooke has a silly butterfly dress.
The Redhead says
Yeah, it’s a dumb dress.
Having a snack tonight?
The Nittany Turkey says
The Raptors are coming back. It’s 51-46.
The Nittany Turkey says
I just had dinner.
The Redhead says
What did you have for dinner?
The Redhead says
I had half of a chicken sub from Subway.
The Nittany Turkey says
A pre-packaged NutriSystem salisbury steak and mushroom gravy over rice.
The Redhead says
How was it?
The Nittany Turkey says
Not half bad, in fact.
The Redhead says
When are you coming for lunch again?
The Nittany Turkey says
It’s a break from their usual red-sauce stuff.
The Redhead says
Oh this guy will clean up with it.
The Nittany Turkey says
I haven’t booked a day. I have a urologist appointment next Tuesday, so I’ll be in the neighborhood.
The Nittany Turkey says
He’s great with the 11 year-olds. My friend Susan in Vermont has vowed to give up American Idol if the kid wins.
The Redhead says
Math Guy gave his final exam today. School is over once he grades the tests!
The Nittany Turkey says
I’ll send him an email about Tuesday, or you can just ask him if that works.
The Redhead says
This is a cake walk for this guy.
The Redhead says
Yes, I’ll ask him.
He’s got the girl vote, most def.
The Nittany Turkey says
I’m not into this. He’s doing nothing for me.
The Redhead says
From the wire: “PA vote too close to call.”
The Redhead says
Yeah, boring stuff.
The Nittany Turkey says
Crappy song. I don’t think it helped him or hurt him.
The Redhead says
He’s technically good but boring.
The Nittany Turkey says
From the O’Rena: Magic 55, Raptors 50.
The Nittany Turkey says
I agree wholeheartedly with Simon. Blahhh.
The Nittany Turkey says
Carly….I’m taking bets: Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina or I Don’t Know How to Love Him? Or Music of the Night?
The Nittany Turkey says
Where’s the secret sex house? I wanna see Fox 35 News at 10 with that funny looking blonde.
The Redhead says
I Don’t Know How to Love Him.
The Redhead says
What’s the Rocker Guy gonna do? HE should do Don’t Cry for Me…that would be interesting.
The Redhead says
But Don’t Cry is kind of a Carly song so that might be the one for her.
The Nittany Turkey says
It’s Magic 59, Raptors 57, at the half. Not exactly what I would call playoffs defense!
The Redhead says
Wouldn’t have guessed this one…but then the show has had a sort of Jesus theme this season.
The Nittany Turkey says
This is a Passover song. It’s traditionally sung by the Hasidim after the Seder.
The Redhead says
Finally, she’s showing me something.
The Nittany Turkey says
I could do without the band guy getting into the act.
The Redhead says
This is also the most relaxed I’ve seen her.
The Nittany Turkey says
Yeah, Carly’s always been the best of the women. She’s just picked dumbass songs. She needed Lord Lloyd-Webber to fix her ass and pick for her.
The Redhead says
Too much yelling over the band.
The Nittany Turkey says
Yeah, that was good, from this old Turkey’s perspective.
The Redhead says
Yeah, Weber did her a favor.
The Nittany Turkey says
It was MY favorite performance of the night, Simon. Who else is memorable?
The Redhead says
Haha!
The Redhead says
It was the most spirited (pun intended).
(:
The Redhead says
NBC: “Clinton Wins PA Primary.”
The Nittany Turkey says
Turkey to NBC: No shit, Sherlock!
The Nittany Turkey says
Who the hell was THAT? Ricki Lake?
The Redhead says
I thought you dug Syesha’s performance.
The Redhead says
Well, someone had to sing this song.
The Redhead says
Didn’t Weber get into some romantic and/or sexual trouble at some point?
The Nittany Turkey says
He’s going to do Music of the Night? Straight?
The Redhead says
Was Lord Weber flirting with David?
The Nittany Turkey says
He was married to Sarah Brightman for a while. I don’t know under what circumstances they parted.
The Redhead says
I hate this already. It sounds like he’s doing it straight. Come on, dude, turn this into a hip-hop moment.
The Redhead says
I think this is a clunker for him.
The Redhead says
Weber and Brightman made a weird looking couple.
The Nittany Turkey says
He hit the high note. And he articulates the soft passages. Hmmm…I didn’t think I’d like this but I think I do.
The Redhead says
Man, he’s slowed this down and made it even worse than it should be.
The Nittany Turkey says
David and violins are strange bedfellows, but he did a credible job, IMHO.
The Nittany Turkey says
Paula has seen his “instrument”?
The Redhead says
I didn’t dig it. IMHO it was not the bomb.
Thank you, Simon.
The Nittany Turkey says
Turkey agrees with Simon.
The Redhead says
I think we both know that Brooke is gone this week.
The Redhead says
Jason is also in trouble.
The Nittany Turkey says
I place them in this order for tonight: Carly, Syesha, David & David
The Redhead says
Brooke, get started on your packing tonight.
The Nittany Turkey says
Jason or Brooke must go. She fucked up, so it’ll probably be she.
The Nittany Turkey says
I’m back to the Magic game. See you tomorrow! 😀
The Redhead says
We’ll find out tomorrow night. I predict Brooke but I’ve been wrong a lot lately.
See you on the morrow.