Larry Pleads Guilty

Spring practice is here for the Nittany Lions, so I get to perk up and write some football news, for a change. ??????? ??? ??? ????? Well, not really. I get to write about one of my favorite spoiled ingrate millionaire ex-Nittany Lions, Larry Johnson, Jr.

Well, he’s too disgusting to write about. ???? ???? ??????? ???? The Kansas City Chiefs’ running back is hanging onto his job by a thread, and he continues to screw up off the field while being dour and pouty in his approach to every damn coach he’s ever had. Is it any wonder why head coach Herman Edwards didn’t make it in KC? ???? ????? ????????? He started things off by guaranteeing his failure — he said that Larry was his man.

In the latest Johnsonine development, we find Larry pleading guilty to two counts of disturbing the peace.