Last night, everyone including Adam failed to entertain this Mouse. Sometimes you’ll get down weeks and this was one of them. It was weird from the start, with contestants singing songs from the movies, while being mentored by a weird movie mogul in the personage of Quentin Tarantino.
So, the upshot of all that is we have to wade through an hour of bullshit, songs by Miley Cyrus and Jennifer Hudson, and a lot of pseudo-suspense to find out tonight whether Lil or Matt sucked worse. They were the baddest of the bad last night.
I have a question: Why do I want to divert my attention from the Stanley Cup Playoffs for this God-forsaken trash? The Pens are leading two-zip in the second in Game One of their first round series, if you care.