This will be brief due to the hour, but I wanted to express my delight that the Nittany Lions made me look like an idiot. Yeah, I predicted that they would lose, as I had given up any hope of special teams competence, and I still wasn’t comfortable with both the offensive line and the defensive secondary. While special teams still suck, they were able to minimize one aspect of the suckage: they committed no turnovers, after that debacle last week. Collin Wagner still managed to go 0-2, missing from 39 and 51 yards. They still can’t return punts worth a shit, but Stephfon Green did a decent job returning kickoffs. So, in a rip-roaring 515 total yard offensive performance, Penn State beat Moo U. 42-14 on the victims’ home turf, and that makes this Turkey very happy.
The Land Grant trophy will remain in the trophy case at the Penn State All Sports Museum. You should pay a special visit just to see the coveted and revered agglomeration close-up.
More later.
