Matt Sandusky, adopted son of the Tickle Monster, has filed a petition to Centre County Court requesting that his name be changed. Matt, you will recall, is the son who accused his adopted father of abuse at Jer’s trial last year but never testified.
Obviously, all are tight-lipped about the new surname. Methinks it would be appropriate for Matt to revert to his birth mother’s surname, if he knows it. Otherwise, all bets are off. Some enterprising reporter is bound to let us in on the secret.
Sandusky is clearly now a name of ignominious repute, so what are you going to do about it, Sandusky, Ohio?
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Joe says
Maybe Dear Old State should pick up the tab for this little change. What the fuck, we’ve paid $46M so far, with another $60 M +++ to the victims, some God forsaken amount to pay our Clery Act fines that are around the bend and a few more millions to pay for the legal defense of the three stooges. What the hell is a few extra thousand to us to pay to file some papers with the courts and even print up some new business cards for Matt.
Do you smell a book deal coming??
http://onwardstate.com/2013/07/18/sandusky-scandal-related-costs-reach-46-million-in-april/