Since you didn’t ask, here are the Penn State survivors of cut-down Saturday, the day on which all but 53 ballers on each NFL team get to turn in their playbooks. ??? ???????
Arizona Bishops – Levi Brown
Atlanta Falcoons – Andrew Szczerba (IR)
Baltimore Cravens – A.Q. Shipley
Chicago Bores – Robbie Gould
Cincinnati Bungles – Devon Still
Dallas Homeboys – Sean Lee
Green Bay Peckers – Andrew Quarless
Jacksonville Jag-wires – Brett Brackett and Paul Posluszny
KC Jefes – Tamba Hali
Miami Fins – Jared Odrick and Cameron Wake
Minnesota Vikes – Gerald Hodges and Michael Mauti
New York Jints – Dan Conner
Oakland Black Holers – Jack Crawford, Matt McGloin, and Stefen Wisniewski
Yinzburgh Stillers – Derek Moye
San Diego Chardonnays – Rich Ornberger and Johnnie Troutman
San Francisco 48ers and I’ll owe you one – NaVorro Bowman and Nate Stupar
Seattle Seaturkeys – Jordan Hill
Washington Injuns – Evan Royster
Notable multi-year veterans released on waivers: Bryan Scott (11), Bills; Aaron Maybin (5), Bungles; Chaz Powell (2), Peckers; Dennis Landolt (4), Jets; Deon Butler (5), Chargers; Michael Robinson (8), Seahawks; Josh Hull (4), Rams; Jordan Norwood (5), Bucs; and Tim Shaw (7), Titans.