No, the title does not refer to Hackenberg’s klutzily ugly fumble yesterday.
The Turkey is the master klutz, having broken his right hand punching a Lazy Boy recliner (Mark McGwire model, ca. 1999).
I’ve got a fiberglass splint courtesy of the ER and will get a hard cast this week; therefore, typing will be difficult. But the show must go on and I’m looking into voice transcription applications once the Oxycontin wears off. (No great rush there. )
If Turkey updates are a little slow in coming, and are couched in some strange tongue when they get here, you now know why!
