The word came down from the Lasch Building today that Ryan Keiser and Zach Zwinak have played their last games as Penn Staters. Both fifth-year seniors, they have already graduated. This further reduces the number of healthy scholarship players on the roster to 46. Yuchhhh!
(The original headline for this post erroneously substituted the name “Zettel” for “Zwinak”. We regret any inconvenience, concern, or consternation this egregious error may have caused, particularly in the Zettel household. It was merely an unintentional senior brain fart — we had Zettel on the brain!)
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BigAl says
Think you put the wrong Z in the headline. Although the mistake will generate more clicks (and possibly a few heart attacks for the Sanguinarians)
hamilton lawrence says
Al is right about that. We can live without Keiser and Zwinak. But Zettel? I thought there must be a mistake. Your boobs in the replay booth didn’t catch that one either.
The Nittany Turkey says
Thanks, guys, for pointing out my error. It was a senior brain fart! (Not a cheap, low-down, dirty trick to get more hits!) LOL Sorry bout dat!
—TNT