Indiana vs. PSU: The Big Ten Returns
The mighty Penn State Nittany Lions (0-0) travel to Bloomington to meet the Indiana Hoosiers (0-0) in the first game of the coronafucked clustervirus 2020 off-again/on-again Big Ten Season. Let me join the rest of the hack sportswriters out there with nothing more interesting to say than, “At last!” Oy vey.
So, why such a formidable opponent for our first game without so much as a pre-season warmup with Kent State? (Don’t answer that. I just wanted to see whether you were still paying attention after getting all you needed to know from the first paragraph). Read on, if you dare!
