(Sung to the tune of “Home on the Range”).
Noon, noon on the road,
Where the Lions and the Buckeyes will play.
And ever is heard a discouraging word,
‘Cause noon kickoffs are so gay!
Just sayin’. Kickoff time for the great big showdown between purportedly #6 and purportedly #3 (rankings are bullshit but good for TV hype) is set for noon in Columbus. Yep, home of “that dullard look.” Urban Meyer uttered it, we’re coining it. And guess what, kimosabe? Michigan is a noon kickoff, too, albeit at the Big Beave. Clearly, other than “BIG NOON”, our primo Big Ten games ain’t prime-time material!