Hello, my six readers! Welcome to another year of uninformed commentary by yours truly, The Nittany Turkey. This year, I am particularly clueless and exasperated by the restructuring of the Big Ten, along with NIL bullshit, and the general descent of college football into the pit of professional sports.
As I wait out the peripheral effects of Hurricane Debby, I have a few thoughts to share. Mainly, I just want you to know that I am still alive and kicking.
Have I followed the machinations with the Nittany Lions? Only peripherally. As you might have gleaned by seeing posts in other areas of this blog, I have been dealing with health issues, but that is no excuse for the notable decline in my passion for college football. When the season starts, will I feel that old fever? No one knows.
While I do not have much to say about how this team will navigate the turbid waters of the newly redefined Big Ten, I invite your comments and conjectures. At the end of last season, I was hearing predictions for a 7-5 regular season in 2024. Have any minds changed on that? How about the expanded playoffs finally giving Penn State a shot? Will it happen, or will the enhanced competition leave our Nittany Lions languish in their usual Kohler Toilet Bowl post-season mediocrity? No one knows for sure, but we all have an opinion, don’t we?
What are the indications, good or bad, about Andy Kotelnicki and Tom Allen? Will James Franklin allow those vaunted hires to do their jobs unfettered? Opinions wanted here!
Interesting Schedule
My first observation is a happy one. Of the three non-conference games, only two are MAC teams and only one is an absolute pussy. That would be Kent. The third non-conference game is the season opener at WVU, who finished in the middle of the pack in the Big 12 last year. Playing in Morgantown in the first outing of the year is particularly tough. It is my hope that the Lions will be ready to hit the ground running.
The bye week coming early in the season between Bowling Green and Kent is not particularly beneficial. There will be few bumps and bruises to heal at that juncture. However, a second open date occurs on October 19, between USC and Wisconsin.
The Big Ten opener with Illinois should ease the Lions into the meat of the schedule, with UCLA coming to Big Beave the following week. Absent a hiccup in Morgantown, I expect Penn State to face the Bruins, the weakest of the Pac-12 emigres, with a 4-0 record.
That is when the going gets rough and I won’t predict anything, but I’m sure our Sanguinarians will think the Boys will be 5-0 going into the game with the stronger SoCal opponent, USC. From that point in the season, the potential certainly exists for losing three or four out of five games. The big embarrassment will be the White-Out game against Washington.
The good thing for PSU is that now Harbaughless Michigan, as well as Iowa, Oregon, and Moo U are not on the Penn State football schedule this year.
So Where is This Thing Going?
So much uncharted territory. So much contempt for what college football has become. Can this Turkey salvage his long-term love for the game? I do find myself caring about the Nittany Lions and wondering whether they will disappoint us again. Will Beau Pribula get playing time? Will Drew Allar suck? Does Penn State have any receivers that are worth a shit? Will the offensive line continue to suck? We’ll soon find out.
In the meanwhile, what’s your take on the season ahead?