Meaningless AP Poll Delivers Kiss of Death
Penn State football is alive and well, and, as usual, the pre-season pollsters think the program is in great shape. AP ranked the Nittany Lions #8 overall, and third in the Big Ten behind #2 Ohio State and #3 Oregon. Incidentally, they ranked Harbaughless-Michigan (still profiting from JimBoy’s recruiting violations) right behind Penn State at #9. Can the Nittany Lions live up to the ranking?
Hard to imagine how the AP Top 25 omitted Washington, last year’s runner up. In the pre-season poll, they are an also-ran, with 23 votes. The AP puts Georgia in the top slot (what else is new?), followed by tOSU, Oregon, Texas, and Alabama.
Well, although the Sanguinarians might be upset that PSU was not ranked #3 or #2, they might well be overrated at #8. However, the relative ease of their schedule no doubt impelled pollsters to ass-ume that the Lions would breeze through it with one or two losses. After all, Oregon, Michigan, Iowa, aren’t on it this year, and the only Top 25 opponent on it other than #2 tOSU is #23 USC. Naturally, the Sanguinarians are looking forward to November 2 in Beaver Stadium, when the 7-0 #3-ranked Nittany Lions will mop up the field with the hapless Buckeyes to claim their share of the #1 spot. And yes, I own shares in the cannabis boutiques they frequent.
Overranked at #8?
It is too early for me or the pollsters to have any idea what direction Franklin’s Boys will take once they hit the field in Morgantown on August 31, which will provide some clues to the season beyond. After taking on the Mountaineers, who do not suck, the Lions will enjoy a three-week pussy prowl, including a bye week between Bowling Green (7-6 in 2023) and Kent (1-11 in 2023) of the MAC, before beginning the Big Ten schedule against the Illinois Fighting Bulemias. If they’re lucky against WVU and they win as expected against the MAC tune-up squads, the Nittany Lions will be 4-0 going into the Big Ten schedule.
Subsequent weeks bring the UCLA Bruins to Beaver Stadium for a “Stripe-Out” game, followed by a trip to LA to roll on the Trojans. After a bye week, it doesn’t get easier. A trip to Camp Randall followed by home games against the Buckeyes and the Huskies, the “Helmet Stripe” and “White Out” games, respectively, the Lions close out the season with visits to Purdue and Minnesota, and the home finale on November 30 with Maryland. I don’t know about you, but I can see a few potential losses in the Big Ten schedule, especially if Penn State hasn’t gotten its act together by the Illinois game.
Well, I’ve said nothing, but I do believe that the only thing supporting a #8 ranking other than a lot of hot air is the softness of the schedule. What do you think?
I’ll be back with more nebulous pearls of wisdom as the WVU game approaches, but I’ll be missing in action for the first couple of games this year due to travel plans and anticipated MAC pussification.