The Week in Review and the Irascible Dr. Scrooge

I’m back to chronicle my progress with the Type 2 diabetes drug Mounjaro and that GLP-1 RA drug’s impact on my life.
Let’s get the UTI out of the way. I’ll tell you that after a few weeks of BS, my nasty UTI symptoms are gone. The second antibiotic, a ten-day course of Cipro, did the trick. Good riddance to Serratia marcescens — I hope I don’t see yo’ pink ass again!
This week’s post is late because I want to tell you about my consult with the gastroenterologist I call The Irascible Dr. Scrooge on Monday afternoon. More on that later, but first I will give you the usual background paragraph in case you’re a new reader. Those who know about me can skip to the next section.
If you’re new here, I’m a seventy-eight-year-old Type 2 Diabetic who has been injecting the GLP-1 RA drug Mounjaro weekly since June 2024. I remain at the minimum therapeutic dose of 5mg/0.5ml, which I have found does the job well. My HbA1c has improved from 7.6% (60 mmol/mol) to 5.5% (37 mmol/mol) (as of November 2024) while on Mounjaro, but Mounjaro is only a part of the story. Concomitant with my use of the drug, I have adopted a low-carb diet with a sufficiently high protein component to maintain muscle mass in conjunction with my commitment to exercise. I work out six days per week for at least an hour per day doing both resistance and cardio training, three days at the gym and three days at home.
Goals and More
I’ve got some goals, and I’m working toward them. I would like to see the HbA1c at 5.2% (33 mmol/mol) and my weight below 170 lbs (77 kg). Although I have lost over 60 lbs (27 kg) in the eight months since starting Mounjaro to get to my current weight of 188 lbs (85.5 kg), losing another twenty to thirty pounds (9-14 kg) might take twice that long or it might not even happen. I weigh the same as I did in my freshman year at Penn State, but I had much more muscle mass then. This leads in to my current paradigm: I want to concentrate on increasing muscle mass, if that is even possible for an old fart toward the end of his eighth decade. At least I want to preserve my remaining muscle.
We all begin to lose muscle starting around age forty, but we can lessen its effect through resistance training. My poor relative weight-lifting performance between the present and the distant past reflects that muscle loss. I wish I could lift as much as when I was twenty, but we all know that ain’t gonna happen! My compromise position is just to remain functionally strong as long as possible. My gym time and weight training at home is directed at that goal, not toward body building or setting personal records.
We Don’t Offer Advice
I am not here to give advice like you get on those smarmy YouTube channels, which are replete with dilettantes calling themselves “influencers” and shepherding their flocks of clueless sheep. It’s the blind leading the blind out there in that vast YouTube wasteland. Unlike the “influencers”, I won’t tell you what to eat or what drugs you should be taking. My purpose here is to relate my experiences, not to suggest that you should be doing the same.
I am not a doctor, but I have dealt with enough of them to know that they don’t have all the answers. Far from it! I don’t give answers here, just observations and opinions. I urge you to discuss any dietary changes, drug dosage, and exercise programs with a real, live, local doctor, not some hired hand working tele-medicine over the internet at a profit-driven compounding pharmacy.
In past issues, I have given you details about the tools I use to monitor my glucose, weight, and body composition. In succeeding issues, I will update that information to include exercise equipment. For now, though, I’m going to take you back to my medical travails.
So, What’s Up with The Irascible Dr. Scrooge
Dr. Scrooge is my gastroenterologist. Although he has performed three or four colonoscopies on me, he once baffled me by favoring me with the unprovoked declaration, “I don’t have to do colonoscopies.” I didn’t ask him what the hell he meant by that. I just figured he was telling me, “Look at me. I’m a big doctor, who owns this large GI practice, and I still get my hands dirty.” Or maybe he was trying to tell me that his practice is not a colonoscopy mill. I’ll never know unless it comes up again. In the meantime, I get a lot of mileage out of that story. But I digress.
Ironically Speaking…
Back in my Week 31 update, I told you about my low iron situation. At that time, I had scheduled an appointment for a follow-up with The Irascible Dr. Scrooge because my regular doctor hand-waved me through my concerns. Even though my low iron numbers decreased even more although I had been supplementing with Feosol 65 per his direction for two months, he declared that ferritin was the important number and pooh-poohed the crappy iron saturation. In fact, he said, he did not have a clue why those numbers would be low while ferritin was low-normal. My complete blood count showed no signs of anemia, so he was willing to let the whole matter drop.
I wanted to investigate possibilities such as chronic inflammation and subclinical gastrointestinal bleeds. The latter prompted me to schedule the appointment with The Irascible Dr. Scrooge, as I believe my gut is the root of all bodily evils. Lord knows I have enough diagnoses to kill me six ways to Sunday: IPMNs, chronic erosive gastritis, and Barrett’s Esophagus, to name a few. Therefore, I decided to subject myself to requesting an audience with the old curmudgeonly GI doc.
Could DeLorean Be Right?
In defense of my regular doctor’s assessment, I must say I’m not showing outward symptoms of iron deficiency anemia. I’m not pale, I don’t get dizzy, and I am not suffering from horrible fatigue. I push myself at the gym and still have plenty of energy. For example, last Wednesday, I worked out for an hour-and-a-half in the morning, came home, ate lunch, then went for a four-mile hike in my favorite state park. Then, I came back and did the laundry. So, perhaps Dr. DeLorean (not his real name) was right about iron not being a big problem. We’ll see.
I’m writing this on Sunday night. Tomorrow, I’ll go to the gym in the morning, then see Dr. Scrooge in the afternoon. I’ll finish the column with a recap of the consult and my weekly numbers when I return. I’m bound to have some good stories to season the otherwise boring medical TMI.
A Visit with Scrooge
After the usual preliminaries, a female employee who in an earlier time would have been called a “nurse” ushered me into an examination room to await the arrival of the Irascible Dr. Scrooge. Upon his arrival, he issued a perfunctory greeting, then declared that he would be reviewing my chart, after which a two-way conversation could proceed. Dictating the salient features to his transcriptionist sidekick, he described a plethora of gastrointestinal diagnostic results and diagnoses from the past two or three years. Once finished, he turned to me and asked, “What brings you here today?”
I described my functional iron deficiency and asked whether he had the test results, which he did. This was my first time seeing Scrooge about this problem, but he was well prepared. (I had made certain that the lab sent him copies of relevant tests). After some interaction about related symptoms and observations, he opined that a capsule endoscopy of the small bowel would be appropriate. However, first, he wanted to test for celiac disease. If that test was positive, then that would be the endpoint for treatment.
In discussing ferritin levels, which react to acute infections, I disclosed that my UTI’s onset was concurrent with the most recent iron test. He said that unless there was blood in the urine, the UTI wasn’t significantly implicated. However, when I told him about the pink pee, he asked whether Dr. DeLorean had done a follow-up urinalysis to check for residual blood in the urine. Of course, following up is not a DeLorean strong suit, so my answer was no.
Lab Tests and Beyond
Scrooge ordered a celiac panel, a fecal blood test called a Fecal Immunochemical Stool Test (FIT). (Why isn’t it a FIST?) He also ordered that follow-up urinalysis. I’ll get started on those tomorrow. When the results are in, Scrooge’s office will call me and let me know where we go from there. Of course, I’ll have the lab results in hand long before they call me, thanks to Quest Diagnostics’ excellent patient communication and reporting.
If the celiac tests are negative, we’ll do the upper, middle, and lower endoscopies. Scrooge explained to me that insurers won’t let him just do the small bowel, which is where he suspects the problem may lie, without doing the colonoscopy and the upper endoscopy. So, this is the year I thought it would pay off to do a high-deductible Medicare supplement! Oy, vey! Let the bills start rolling in! At least Medicare will be covering 80% and I’ll just be on the hook for 20% of the Medicare negotiated fee schedule.
Like it or not from a TMI sense, I’ll be keeping all my wonderful readers in the loop with respect to this latest old fart malady.
This Week’s Mounjaro Numbers
The week’s numbers show a flattening of the curve. The gratuitous weight loss people in the addiction cycle would call their teledoc and demand a higher dose of Mounjaro, Zepbound, Ozempic, or Wegovy, because their brain is now programmed to recoil at the slightest upward bounce on the scale. That ain’t me. As I mentioned above, I’m taking it very slowly at this point, and I want to hang out at my current weight of 188 lbs (85.5 kg) while addressing the muscle loss caused by rapid weight loss and aging (sarcopenia). Although subject to daily fluctuations, my weight has remained nominally the same for the past three weeks.
We’re treating Type 2 diabetes here. Weight is a secondary issue. My average morning fasting glucose was 93 mg/dL (5.17 mmol/L) down slightly from last week. Average glucose was also about the same as last week, 105 mg/dL (5.83 mmol/L). This level is equivalent to HbA1c of 5.3% (34 mmol/mol), which approaches my target of 5.2% (33 mmol/mol).
As for my diet, I am sticking with low carbs while trying to hit a basic minimum daily protein goal of at least 1.2 grams per kg of body weight, which is about 103 g/day. If I work out more strenuously, I increase the protein. Invoking BYU researcher Ben Bikman’s alliterative characterization, I prioritize protein, I control carbs, and I don’t fear fat.
Wrapping It Up
So that’s it for this week. I hope my continuing health issues don’t drive you away! Although I have a keen interest in medical science, I would rather not be the subject of these clinical manifestations and their investigations.
Lest I forget why we’re here, which is my Mounjaro progress, I have a follow-up appointment with Dr. DeLorean in about a month. I’ll have a new HbA1c result before then, so stay tuned. Will I get to 5.2% (33 mmol/mol)? Will my weight and glucose bounce back because I’m on a less than therapeutic dose of Mounjaro due to developed resistance? I’m still at the minimum dose of 5mg/0.5mL, where I’ll stay as long as my blood glucose stays under control. I look forward to reporting on these and other related stories!