The Nittany Turkey

Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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Primary Care—Not!

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I am incensed! I just got off the phone with my physician’s office, having called to change my October 12 appointment for a physical exam. The phone person told me that if I wanted to change it, the next available date would be in February 2007. What the hell kind of arrogantly incompetent bullshit is that?

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Paterno Sculpture Quiz Reprise

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So, I see that I stumped you all with my Paterno sculpture quiz a couple of weeks ago. (If you haven’t read it yet, click here.) I got a couple of head-scratching answers and a whole lot of silence. Wellllll, your silence has spoken and this Turkey will make it easier for you.

All FourI’m going to show you the depiction of the four players, who are numbered 82, 22, 43, and 86. Click on the thumbnail at left to see a larger version.

I’m also going to show you close-ups of their faces. Again, you can click on the thumbnails for a larger rendition. Here they are:

#82
#82
#22
#22
#43
#43
#86
#86

So, now you have their faces. Any ideas yet?

PSU NFL Rookies Debut

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Last night, this Turkey watched a televised NFL pre-season game pitting the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the New York Jets. Besides my quasi-rooting interest in the Bucs, being the NFL team that plays closest to the Turkey’s roost, I was hoping for a glimpse of PSU alumnus Alan Zemaitis in his new uniform. I was not disappointed.

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