Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Orange Bowl: #7 Notre Dame (13-1) vs. #6 Penn State (13-2) Greetings, Turkey readers! First, let me take this opportunity to wish you all a Happy New Year. Let us all hope for big and beautiful things in 2025. Will one of those things be … [Continue reading]
Happy New Year! This is the latest update in my series chronicling my progress on the Type 2 diabetes drug Mounjaro. At age 78, I have made considerable progress since starting the therapy back in early June 2024. Namely, I have observed … [Continue reading]
Quarter-final CFP: Boise State vs. Penn State Sorry I took so long to write this. I have been ill for a few days, resulting in my lack of motivation. However, I don't intend to spare you my bullshit about this game because it's, like, important. … [Continue reading]