Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Everything's coming up roses for the Lions and the Utes. Shout it out, Ethel Merman! We're going to the Rose Bowl! Yay! Can you sense my sarcasmagorical tone? Long ago and far away, before the alphabet soup of CFP, NIL, and NFL, the Rose Bowl … [Continue reading]
Penn State 35, Moo U. 16 Generational quarterback Sean Clifford went out in a Senior Day blaze of glory, leading the Nittany Lions to a halfway decent 35-16 victory over Michigan State. Penn State finishes the season with ten wins, which won't be … [Continue reading]
Franklin Said It, So It Must Be True Dripping with sarcasm, Nittany Lions Head Coach James Franklin addressed the assembled media wonks yesterday. "This week with Michigan State and Coach [Mel] Tucker, who I've known for a long time and got a … [Continue reading]