Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
Saturday's game will be the 13th meeting between Penn State and Michigan's football teams; Michigan owns the series, with a 9-3 record. The visiting #10 Nittany Lions (3-0, 0-0 Big Ten) are presently 3-point favorites over the unranked Wolverines … [Continue reading]
This Turkey wishes to share his turkey neck with his vast legion of readers. A diagnosis of severe spinal cord compression at C3-4 led to a bout with the neurosurgeon's knife---Jonathan Livingston Greenberg vs. the Abominable Turkey. As you know, I … [Continue reading]
Who the hell dreamed up this latest food travesty? Osama bin Laden? I just saw the associated Domino's commercial for the first time during an NFL game and I'm suitably disgusted. At first, I thought it was a damn spoof or something. The damn … [Continue reading]