An inspirational story emerged from the recent PSU Lettermen’s Golf Outing. ????? ?????? Read it on Jay Paterno’s blog.
JayPa for Congress?
John Baer of the Philadelphia Daily News seems to think so in this article. However, Jay Paterno states on Facebook that he has “no plans to give up [his] day job.”
JayPa and the Forthcoming Spread HD — A Satirical Pictorial Story
By now you’ve all heard about Jay Paterno’s new offense, which he has dubbed the Spread HD. Of course, no one knows precisely what the hell that is. However, we’re all sitting on pins and needles waiting for some clue. Reader Scott has posted his idea of the evolution of Jay and his offensive schemes in a FOS post replete with lots of illustrative pictures. Says Scott:
Last week, the world of college football was blown away by Jay Paterno’s announcement of the new “Spread HD” offense. Some of the greatest minds of the game were mesmerized. Norm Chow wondered how he could have missed developing this. Steve Spurrier almost messed his hair up. Charlie Weis ordered a third “extra value” meal. Bear Bryant rolled over in his grave. Collectively, all of them (except Bear) wondered the same thought – how did this young upstart become such an offensive genius? After extensive research, I am now able to shed some light on the evolution of Jay Paterno, football genius.
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