The Nittany Turkey

Primarily about Penn State football, this is a tale told by idiots, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.

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Don’t Get Wolvereamed

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Michigan vs. Penn State: Senior Day

University of MichiganBeaver Stadium will be “whited out” for Saturday’s Senior Day clash between the #14 Michigan Wolverines (8-2, 5-1 Big Ten) and our mighty Penn State Nittany Lions (7-3, 4-2 Big Ten). A sellout is expected to provide the monochromatic coloration within the stadium, although some spectral maize and blue may be evident in the north end zone seating area, as it were.

Penn State is coming off a bye week following a disheartening loss to the Northwestern Pussycats, while Michigan battled with Indiana to a two-overtime, 48-41 victory at Memorial Stadium last weekend. [Read more…]

The Maize and Blue Margarita

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RD and Mike Drink
RD and Mike prepare to salute the Wolverines (fucking traitors!).

I forgot to include my opponent tribute cocktail of the week in the Michigan game recap. I invented one called the Maize and Blue Margarita. Start with a typical margarita, using blue curaçao instead of triple sec. ???? ????? Then add three candy corn kernels to represent the maize. Garnish with a lime slice and dat’s da name of dat tune.

It apparently worked pretty well for Michigan. ???? ????? ????? ?? ??????? Just kidding about the traitors. It was all my idea!

I got bored watching the Steelers suck, so I decided to post this. ???? ?????? ???? ??????

 

P.S.:

Please help me convince fellow bloggist Todd Sponsler (The Lion’s Den) not to leave the game. He’s thoroughly disgusted.