So said Randy Jackson last night on American Idol, following the performance of Sanjaya Malakar, who now must be regarded as one of the potential finalists, albeit ludicrously so. Malakar, the favorite of 13 year-old girls everywhere, delivered a somewhat restrained—ok, let’s call it awful—performance, as he continues to prove each week that he does not belong on the same stage with even the worst of the other remaining contestants. To boot, he sported a new hairdo, a weird, Mohawklike thing that looked like seven feather dusters implanted in his cranium. In his insouciant banter with the so-called judges after his crappy performance he dubbed it a “Pony Hawk,” referring to the seven ponytails arranged in a a medial arc from his prefrontal cortex to his cerebellum.
Idolatry and the Cluelessness of the American Public
Anna Nicole Smith is finally buried and I’m not being mentioned as a possible father of her daughter, so I can lay the whole thing to rest in order to devote my vacuous musings to something equally unimportant: American Idol.
OK, I’ll admit it. I watch this weekly stupidity, like the millions and millions of brain-dead “voters” who control the contestants’ destinies. In my defense, I know some intelligent people who watch ths show, too.
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The Oscars—My Review
Hell, I didn’t bother to watch the above named, televised Hollywood orgy of self-congratulation, mutual reinforcement, and Commie coronation, so this is what I have to say: WHO CARES?
Now, may the Hollywood hypocrites all get into their gigantic “carbon footprint” limousines and hog the carpool lane to Burbank Airport, where they can hop into their individual private jets to deplete yet more ozone on their way to their energy hogging houses. ????? ?????? That goes for symbolic awardee and global warming proselytizer Al Gore, too, whose Nashville house rang up nearly $30,000 in gas and electricity bills last year.
That’s OK, because ideals are ideals and reality is reality. ???? In Hollywood the reality is that if I’m rich and on top, you do as I say, not as I do. casino arab As for Al, aside from warning us all about massive climate changes, he invented the Internet*, so he has instant credibility.
Ho hum. Another awards show, another evening of anti-administration posturing. Here’s an idea: move Hollywood to Europe, which is replete with like-minded socialistic anti-capitalists. In the meanwhile, we can expect these award fiascoes to continue, albeit irrelevantly. Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnn…
*Not really.
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